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Jaugiliai is a village in Kėdainiai district municipality, in Kaunas County, in central Lithuania. According to the 2011 census, the village had a population of 57 people. It is located 4 kilometres (2.5 mi) from Krakės, by the Krakės-Gudžiūnai road. It is located on the shore of the Jaugiliai Lake, by the Jaugila river.
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